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November 2008
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Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 

10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
 9. This is just a 15-minute power-nap that they raved about in that time management course
      you sent me to.
 8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!
 7. I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
 6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
 5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you
     discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
 4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
 3. The coffee machine is broken...
 2. Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot...
 1.  Thank you Lord for hearing my prayers. Amen.

I Dare You!! Office Dares Proven to Test Your Courage!

One-Point Dares:
* Run one lap around the office at top speed.
* Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you.
* To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
* Walk sideways to the photocopier.
* While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

Three-Point Dares:
* Say to your boss, “I like your style” and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
* Babble incoherently at a fellow employee, then ask, “Did you get all that, I don’t want to
    have to repeat it.” 
* Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice). 
* For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as “Bob.”
* Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

*** If you had the guts to try these dares, send us your results and stories to

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